Another season of Game of Thrones has come and gone but please don’t tell me what happened--I’m waiting for the books. And yes, no need to say it, I am an idiot. But just like the end of every Game of Thrones season (I assume) someone or something has left a path of carnage in their wake, and now all that’s left to do is count the bodies. Did…anyone I may know get “Red Weddinged?” Wait, nope, forget I asked.
When it comes to stacking bodies no one does it quite as well or with as much flair as Cersei Lannister. That’s why at the start of season 7 we decided to put together a list of games that give you the opportunity to really let your inner Queen Regent shine through. She is still Queen Regent, right? No, no, don’t tell me.
Queen Regent or not, Cersei would approve of how these games encourage you to murder, pillage and just generally be kind of a bummer to be around. And while it’s not necessary to sinisterly cradle a goblet of wine while you play these games, I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt.
And hey, what do you guys think George R.R. Martin is doing right now? Think he’s writing? Sigh. No, neither do I.